Profile
Basic
- Gender:Female
- Age:50
- Occupation:Sales/Marketing/Advertising
- Country:United Kingdom
- City :London
Personal
- About me:If you want to know anything about me, just ask. But I dont do cyber nor am I looking for a fuck buddy, so if either of those are what you're looking for please dont contact me. That way you're not wasting your own or my time.
- Language:English
- Interests:Music, Books, movies
- Clubs & Organizations:none
- Favorite books:anything by John Grisham
- Favorite music:all sorts
- Favorite TV programs:dont have any faves
- Favorite movies:too many to list
- Places I've Traveled To:very few
Dating
- Sexual Orientation:Straight
- Dating Status:Single
- Body Type:Average
- Eye Color:Brown
- Height:5'0
- Religion:Muslim
- Smoking Habit:no
- Drinking Habit:social
- Interested in Meeting for:Friends
- Currently Living with:Kids
- In a social setting, I'm:Better in small groups
- TV watching habits:Movies, Documentaries
- Sense of humor:Dry / Sarcastic
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Journals
Friday,Dec 11 2009, 12:46:19 PMCurtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell.. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked!!! People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10 th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...
And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
Monday,Oct 26 2009, 03:38:33 PMThe Wrong Answer
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? ...
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Sunday,Oct 11 2009, 10:10:09 PMAnagrams
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: ...
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Guestbook
11/29/2009 3:41 AMRe: salam
11/10/2009 7:48 PMmy baby
11/12/2009 1:29 AMRe: Re: my baby
11/27/2009 1:03 PMRe: Re: Re: my baby
you know you call me first because i have no money to load my phone. please understand.
thank you
minda
11/29/2009 3:39 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: my baby
we are close friends. . i just friend with you what i mean you are already married . sorry my friend. ok
bye bye. .
minda
11/29/2009 3:29 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: my baby
please try to help me.
you know im really happy.
minda
Reply to this Thread
10/23/2009 7:21 AMLOVE LADDY
11/27/2009 12:31 PMRe: Re: salam
hows your love life or family life are you ok ?
you know i am interested to have a friend in other places, what i mean the status that are you a single? its ok no problem, you know i have a special children center here in our place of Jasaan. if you want to know about our school. please tell me so that i explain to you or i send you all my documents about our special school,
please , please help me about our special school.
i m very happy if i have a friend like you.
take care. more blessing to come. .
minda
11/26/2009 5:24 AMRe: Re: salam
if you want to visit here in the philippines you are welcome.
thank you.
minda t. barrion
11/27/2009 10:40 AMRe: Re: Re: salam
Thanks for the message. I'm not sure what you mean by status, but if you mean what do I do for work then I'm self employed.
I'm happy to be friends with you, but I'm not online very often.
I'd love to visit the Philippnes but it's not currently possible for me. Thank you for the offer though.
Hope all is well with you.
10/19/2009 3:55 AMsexy lady
11/27/2009 12:36 PMRe: beautiful laddy
please you have a time now we are chat. i am ready. please, please. i am waiting my friend.
take care. .
minda
11/28/2009 7:55 PMsalam