Journals: Gossips & Jokes

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Crisco

Posted at 12/4/2009

A little old guy is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'

Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Sir, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'

The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling ... ... Read More

True Love...

Posted at 12/3/2009

True Love...


It was the happiest day of my life.


Arrived at the church, husband waiting at the altar,

Walked up the aisle, kissed him on the cheek, smiled........





And closed the fucking lid. ... Read More

A Letter to God.... I'm Sure U wil Enjoy... Exce...

Posted at 11/11/2009

Letter to God A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to for... Read More

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MM想嫁个有钱人,金融家的回复令人.....

Posted at 10/31/2009 Last updated: Saturday,Oct 31 2009, 04:46:16 PM

  一个年轻漂亮的美国女孩在美国一家大型网上论坛金融版上发表了这样一个问题帖:我怎样才能嫁给有钱人?    “我下面要说的都是心里话。本人25岁,非常... Read More

Laugh!!

Posted at 8/5/2009

hilarious ....I cant stop laughing…))))) Abortion in the ears.....Brilliant!This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah....he is a gynaecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer....enjoy this extremely funny story.My wife is an ENT Surgeon while I... Read More

Every Mom’s advice to her son ………..

Posted at 6/18/2009

Every  Mom’s advice to her son ………..         1960’s  Mom to her son— beta, apne caste ki ladki se  hi shaadi karna   1970’s……………………..   Apne religion ki  ... Read More

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My kids cat snickers

Posted at 5/21/2009 Last updated: Thursday,May 21 2009, 08:12:32 AM

My kids cat Snickers  This is our latest edition to our family and its a kitten name Snickers Oh ok did you think it was more kids lol no just a kitten has arrived here Hes very cuddly and he detests my daughter Raukura i wonder why?She ... Read More

Missing

Posted at 5/10/2009

Man in shopping arcade loses his wife.He spots a young woman sitting on a seat in the arcade and sits down next to her.Then he asks her "do you mind if i talk to you a while, I've lost my wife""Goodness says the woman do you have ... Read More

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