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Username: qqcandy
Name: Ophidian
Country: United States
Age: 91
Gender: Male

Member Since:
Monday, Apr 21 2008
Last Visit:
Tuesday, Nov 11 2008

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rr	kh	sibbie
fart	Innocent Boi	Jellyfish
Hallie Von D	K	I'mUrNemesis
penis	=♥L1NGY♥	ming

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MY TESTIMONIALS

He is not really handsome as he claims nor is he even sexual as he claims but more.You know how the world was ever created?1st god created joe ,then god cloned himself so he could look like joe .Then god made shrey and his mighty penis with the mightiest balls ever (the tree and adam's apple),then god made Dexual and kexual (adam and eve..no idea who adam or eve is ) then the metin seduced them to eat shreys right testicle and they had SJ(also known as Sex) then we have what we see today.

Btw jesus was suppose to be reincarnate of joe but he was not as perfect as joe so he was crucified .All HAIL THE MIGHTY JOSEPH!!

fart

i love this guy despite of the fact that his pee pee pee pee pipe is miniaturely sized..do you know why? do you know why?

because his pickle inside my asshole...tickles!!

penis

when i am in a toilet taking a dump, i think of him.. as soon as i am done, i look down the toilet before i flush, and there i see him
i smile!

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aetaet
Tuesday,Nov 11 2008, 01:21:01 AM

I'll be gone for a week. If you should happen to feel my absence with any discomfiture of the senses, I suggest masturbating to my photos as a means of relief.

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ohauhr
Sunday,Nov 9 2008, 10:01:10 PM

FUCK!(Part 2)

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GAH
Friday,Nov 7 2008, 09:06:34 PM

I hate white people.

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hmmm

1 day ago

Innocent Boi, 24

St. Paul, Minnesota
United States

I was expecting a picture of your ass for my bday... Guess I was too hopeful :(

o	11/11/2008 2:54 AM

shariff, 20
Columbus, Ohio
United States

cool page!, ugly character!

Re: o

11/11/2008 3:03 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Que? Stop being jealous of my physical perfection.

Re: Re: o

11/11/2008 3:17 AM

shariff, 20
Columbus, Ohio
United States

I look better than you when it comes to faith, cuz I beleive in Allah!

Re: Re: Re: o

11/11/2008 4:34 AM

SJ, 26
Giraffrica
Antarctica

Dude, believe me, it would be better if you didn't say that.

Re: Re: Re: Re: o

11/12/2008 1:04 AM

shariff, 20
Columbus, Ohio
United States

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11/12/2008 1:09 AM

SJ, 26
Giraffrica
Antarctica

Because you made me laugh and I don't think that's your intention.

hi	11/9/2008 2:33 PM

nomi, 107
Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia

how are you?

Re: hi

11/9/2008 8:16 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

I am all right, you?

..	11/6/2008 6:38 AM

rr, 107
India

someone said my penis looks like a guitar,can you play it?

Re: ..

11/7/2008 1:58 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Yes, I can generally figure out how to play any stringed instrument. If your penis has strings, let's do it.

Re: Re: ..

11/7/2008 3:07 AM

rr, 107
India

Would long and strong pubic do?I also got crabs :P

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11/9/2008 8:15 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Yes, but we would have to adjust your pubic tension carefully, and perhaps the crabs could be used for light percussive effects.

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11/10/2008 4:25 AM

rr, 107
India

haha ! You just can make music of anything,can't you?

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11/11/2008 1:16 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

When I had long hair I'd remove my hairs...and hold them between my fingers while plucking them with my mouth(so I could adjust the tension with both hands by shortening and lengthening to produce different notes.

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11/11/2008 1:48 AM

rr, 107
India

Aww how long was your hair? Put up a pic of yours with long hair?
p.s : I never doubted your musical skills . :)

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11/11/2008 1:51 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Almost all the way down my back. When I had long hair I rarely took pics, and the only people who have any are some girls and my uncle. I don't talk to the girls anymore, and my uncle...well maybe next time I see him I can ask him for some.

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11/11/2008 1:52 AM

rr, 107
India

Aww ! I would love to see it. *just imagines*

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11/11/2008 1:57 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

I don't see my uncle often, but I might see him for Thanksgiving. That will be the 27th of this month. I might go, but I don't enjoy family events much.

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11/11/2008 2:16 AM

rr, 107
India

AH! Even i dont enjoy family events that much either, I can understand. but if you can get the pic,it would be awesome.

hello

11/5/2008 4:04 AM

**katrina*sa, 107
Texas
United States

intersting page u have...HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!

KATRINA

Re: hello

11/6/2008 1:54 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Wrong, thanks, peace.

Re: Re: hello

11/6/2008 2:14 AM

**katrina*sa, 107
Texas
United States

so u did not have a good day..?????

Re: Re: Re: hello

11/6/2008 2:19 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

I didn't read your post until about 30 minutes ago, so how could I have known that I was supposed to have a good day?

Re: Re: Re: Re: hello

11/6/2008 2:24 AM

**katrina*sa, 107
Texas
United States

ahhh ok ..well have a great day tommarow so now u know...
many hugs for u!!!

katrina

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11/6/2008 2:35 AM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Ok, now that my orders are clear...well, same to you.

It's my birthday...

11/3/2008 7:10 PM

sibbie, 20

Antarctica

...I just turned 30.

Re: It's my birthday...

11/3/2008 7:27 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

"30". Well, Happy Birthday, X-Woman.

Re: Re: It's my birthday...

11/3/2008 7:31 PM

sibbie, 20

Antarctica

Oh, and it's not really my birthday. Love you! :D

Re: Re: Re: It's my birthday...

11/3/2008 7:34 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Yeah, I seem to recall your birthday being in the first month. Love? You just like my beautiful jawline.

Re: Re: Re: Re: It's my birthday...

11/3/2008 7:37 PM

sibbie, 20

Antarctica

Actually, just your dimples.

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11/3/2008 7:39 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

We both know I am the sum of many, many perfect parts. Anyway, I'm out. Good day to you, crazy little filly.

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11/3/2008 7:39 PM

sibbie, 20

Antarctica

Haha, cuteness. I'll see you around :)

Muahhhhhhhhhh! :D

10/31/2008 5:52 PM

Desire 666, 18
United States

happy halloween Pictures, Images and Photos

Re: Muahhhhhhhhhh! :D

10/31/2008 7:59 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Thanks for the Halloween fellatio. Don't do it right on the doorstop next time, though.

Re: Re: Muahhhhhhhhhh! :D

10/31/2008 11:05 PM

Desire 666, 18
United States

Roger that! May I know why?

Re: Re: Re: Muahhhhhhhhhh! :D

11/1/2008 7:10 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

The kids think I'm cheating on them with you.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Muahhhhhhhhhh! :D

11/2/2008 2:07 PM

Desire 666, 18
United States

Sharing is caring, not cheating!

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11/2/2008 10:08 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Some people think sexual favors should be exclusive. Primitive, right?

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11/3/2008 1:09 AM

Desire 666, 18
United States

Not all our friends have evoluted!

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11/3/2008 7:28 PM

Ophidian, 91
United States

Sex is upset about that.

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11/4/2008 2:41 AM

Desire 666, 18
United States

I am sorry!

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11/4/2008 2:53 AM

Ophidian, 91