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wildwolfrage's Homepage http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:09 EST Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:09 EST Zorpia.com The wild grey wolf http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1669417                                            "the wild grey wolf"               <img style="WIDTH: 479px; HEIGHT: 368px" height="368" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/GrayWolfSong_12-Howling.jpg" width="479" align="baseline" border="0" />                                          An introduction to the grey wolf. Wolves are members of the scientific family Canidae, or the dog family, which also includes coyotes, foxes, jackals and domestic dogs. Wolves are very closely related to domestic dogs and it is believed that wolves are the direct ancestors of domestic dogs. The two are so closely related that they can interbreed and produce fertile offspring. It may be hard to believe that some dogs, such as the tiny chihuahua or the Mexican hairless dog, are very closely related to wolves, but they have many physical and behavioural traits in common. One important difference between wolves and domestic dogs is that dogs can breed twice a year and wolves can only breed once a year. The wolf was given the scientific name Canis lupus by Carolus Linnaeus in the 1700's, and it is still referred to as that today. Wolves closely resemble German shepherd or malamute dogs physically. However, wolves have longer legs and bigger feet than do similar sized dogs. Most male wolves weigh between 32 and 45 kilograms (70-100 pounds) and females usually weigh between 24 and 41 kilograms (55-90 pounds). In general, wolves found at higher latitudes are larger than the wolves found at lower latitudes. Wolves of the high arctic represent an exception to this rule, however, and are smaller than the wolves of northern Canada and Alaska.  The heaviest wolf on record was captured in Alaska in 1939 and weighed 175 pounds. Wolves that large are quite unusual, however. From the tip of the nose to the end of the tail, male wolves measure between 1.5 to 1.9 meters (5 to 6.5 feet) and females measure between 1.3 and 1.8 meters (4.5 to 6 feet). Wolves come in many colours,but the majority are various shades of gray. Canis lupus is often called the gray wolf or timber wolf. Gray coloured wolves often have coats that consist of hairs that are white, black, chestnut or gray, and some gray coloured wolves have a saddle shaped patch of colour on their back that contrasts with the rest of their coat. "Grey wolves" are not always grey, however. Wolves can be solid white, cream or black. The wolves of Canada's high arctic are white,or cream coloured, and roughly one-third of northern Canada's wolves are black. The dark coats of black wolves often fade with age. Wolves of varying colours can appear in the same litter and often appear where populations are usually gray coloured. Black, white or cream colored wolves can also be born to two parents whose coats are gray. The two photos below display some of the variation that can be seen in wolf coat colours. <img hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/home21.jpg" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 258px; HEIGHT: 173px" height="173" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/ily3w3.jpg" width="258" align="baseline" border="0" /> Wolves, like all canids, have 42 teeth: 20 in the upper jaw and 22 in the lower jaw.  A wolf's "fangs" or canine teeth can be up to 6.25 centimeters (2.5 inches) long. These long, sharp, slightly curved teeth allow a wolf to grip onto its prey tightly until it is brought down.  The upper jaw of a wolf has six incisors, two canine teeth, eight premolars and four molars. The lower jaw has six incisors, two canine teeth, eight premolars and six molars. The incisors are located at the front of the jaw and are used to cut flesh from prey. Premolars and molars are used to slice and grind food. <img style="WIDTH: 265px; HEIGHT: 369px" height="369" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/bsWolfSnarling01a.jpg" width="265" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 250px; HEIGHT: 368px" height="368" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/wolfa.jpg" width="250" align="baseline" border="0" />   A wolf's survival often depends on silent, fast motion. Therefore, wolves run on only their toes,  with the back parts of the feet raised off the ground. (Digitigrade movement) This method of movement,  also used by cats, enables an animal to move faster and more quietly than animals that use the more primitive plantigrade movement,  where the feet are placed flat on the ground with every step. Primates (including humans) and bears move this way. <img style="WIDTH: 555px; HEIGHT: 429px" height="429" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/GrayWolfSong_11-Jumping-Closeup.jpg" width="555" align="baseline" border="0" />  Wolves generally live in packs. The number of wolves that may live in a pack varies greatly because of the birth of pups and mortality.  Many wolf packs contain four to seven wolves, although wolf packs with up to thirty members have been reported. Such large packs typically break up fairly quickly, however. Wolves can be territorial, and the size of a wolf pack's territory may vary from 60 square kilometers (25 square miles) to 1300 square kilometers (500 square miles),  depending on the availability of prey.  <img style="WIDTH: 194px; HEIGHT: 156px" height="156" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/GrayWolfSong_03-Pack_OnSnow.jpg" width="194" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 191px; HEIGHT: 156px" height="156" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/GrayWolfPack1-5GangsOnSnow.jpg" width="191" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 171px; HEIGHT: 156px" height="156" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/GrayWolfPack2-4GangsOnSnow.jpg" width="171" align="baseline" border="0" /> Wolves are carnivores, and are primarily hunters of large hoofed mammals (ungulates).   Wolves may also hunt smaller animals, such as rabbits, rodents (especially beavers) and birds. <img style="WIDTH: 202px; HEIGHT: 163px" height="163" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/Graywolf.jpg" width="202" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 167px; HEIGHT: 162px" height="162" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/Graywolf2-Eating_deer_carrion.jpg" width="167" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 167px; HEIGHT: 163px" height="163" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/wayaribs3.jpg" width="167" align="baseline" border="0" /> In captivity, wolves typically live to be about thirteen or fourteen years of age, and the oldest wolf on record lived to be eighteen years old. In the wild, however, wolves rarely live past ten years of age,  because of disease, injuries, and parasites. It is not uncommon for wolves to be fatally injured by their prey.  Unfortunately, humans activities also cause a great deal of wolf mortality. Such causes include legal and illegal hunting, <img style="WIDTH: 161px; HEIGHT: 169px" height="169" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/timber.jpg" width="161" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 150px; HEIGHT: 173px" height="173" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/WOLF_BROWN.jpg" width="150" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 142px; HEIGHT: 172px" height="172" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/AlphaWolf.jpg" width="142" align="baseline" border="0" />                                                 predator control programs, vehicle collisions and trapping. Most wild wolves do not live past five years,  although there is one record of a wild wolf living to be thirteen years of age. <img style="WIDTH: 177px; HEIGHT: 202px" height="202" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/watacheeposer.jpg" width="177" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 188px; HEIGHT: 202px" height="202" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/waya211.jpg" width="188" align="baseline" border="0" /><img style="WIDTH: 195px; HEIGHT: 202px" height="202" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/watacheesmelling.jpg" width="195" align="baseline" border="0" />                                                                             <img style="WIDTH: 133px; HEIGHT: 147px" height="147" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="133" align="baseline" border="0" /> Personal http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1669417 Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:58 EST The Black Wolf & The White Wolf http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1669380     ::::: The Black Wolf & The White Wolf ::::::   <img height="250" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/GrayWolf-21_WhiteFur-OnSnow.jpg" width="250" border="0" /><img height="249" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/u1.jpg" width="250" border="0" /> There was grandfather, and his little grandson, who often came in the evenings to sit at his grandfather's knee and ask the many questions that children ask.   One day the grandson came to his grandfather with a look of anger on his face.   Grandfather said, "Come, sit, and tell me what has happened today."   The child sat and leaned his chin on his Grandfather's knee. Looking up into the wrinkled, nut brown face and the kind dark eyes: the child's anger turned to quiet tears. The Boy said, "I went to the town today, with my father, to trade the furs he has collected over the past several months. I was happy to go, because father said that since I had helped him with the trapping, I could get something for me. Something that I wanted. I was so excited to be in the trading post as I had not been there before. I looked at many things and finally found a metal knife! It was small, but a good size for me, so father got it for me."   Here the boy laid his head against his grandfather's knee and became silent. The Grandfather, softly placed his hand on the boy's raven hair and said, "and then what happened?"   Without lifting his head, the boy said, "I went outside to wait for father, and to admire my new knife in the sunlight. Some town boys came by and saw me, they got all around me and started saying bad things. They called me dirty and stupid and said that I should not have such a fine knife. The largest of these boys pushed me back and I fell over one of the other boys. I dropped my knife and one of them snatched it up and they all ran away laughing."   Here the boy's anger returned, "I hate them, I hate them all!"   The Grandfather, with eyes that had seen too much, lifted his grandson's face so his eyes looked into the boy's.   Grandfather said, "let me tell you a story.   I too, at times, have felt a great hate for those that have taken so much, with no sorrow for what they do. But hate wears you down, and does not hurt your enemy. It is like taking poison and wishing your enemy would die. I have struggled with these feelings many times.   It is as if there are two wolves inside me, one is White and one is Black. The White Wolf is good and does no harm. He lives in harmony with all around him and does not take offense when no offense was intended. But will only fight when it is right to do so, and in the right way. But, the Black Wolf, is full of anger. The littlest thing will set him into a fit of temper. He fights everyone, all the time, for no reason. He cannot think because his anger and hate are so great. It is helpless anger, for his anger will change nothing. Sometimes it is hard to live with these two wolves inside me, for both of them try to dominate my spirit."   The boy, looked intently into his Grandfathers eyes, and asked, "Which one wins Grandfather?"   The Grandfather, smiled and said,   "The one I feed."                                                                                               <img style="WIDTH: 134px; HEIGHT: 102px" height="102" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="134" align="baseline" border="0" />                                                                                      Personal http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1669380 Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:44 EST story from life http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665986 Sheila comes home early from work one day only to find her husband, Mark, in bed with a woman. Sheila says "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back." Mark says "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation?" Sheila shrugs and says "Fine, let's hear your story." Mark says "I'm driving along the street when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get cleaned up in my house. She climbed into my truck and I brought her home. She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the blouse I bought you 2 years ago that you never wore, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought but never used - I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, but didn't serve to me. I showed her to the door. She thanked me profusely. As she was about to leave she turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?'" some time the woman be the reson                                                                       <img style="WIDTH: 137px; HEIGHT: 109px" height="109" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="137" align="baseline" border="0" /> Personal http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665986 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:39 EST there is many things still messing;) http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665983 >>>>"How to Keep a Woman Happy" >>>>It's not difficult ? >>>>All you have to do is to be: >>>>1. A friend >>>>2. A companion >>>>3. A lover >>>>4. A brother >>>>5. A father >>>>6. A master >>>>7. A chef >>>>8. An electrician >>>>9. A carpenter >>>>10. A plumber >>>>11. A mechanic >>>>12. A decorator >>>>13. A stylist >>>>14. A sexologist >>>>15. A gynecologist >>>>16. A psychologist >>>>17. A pest exterminator >>>>18. A psychiatrist >>>>19. A healer >>>>20. A good listener >>>>21. An organizer >>>>22. A good father >>>>23. Very clean >>>>24. Sympathetic >>>>25. Athletic >>>>26. Warm >>>>27. Attentive >>>>28. Gallant >>>>29. Intelligent >>>>30. Funny >>>>31. Creative >>>>32. Tender >>>>33. Strong >>>>34. Understanding >>>>35. Tolerant >>>>36. Prudent >>>>37. Ambitious >>>>38. Capable >>>>39. Courageous >>>>40. Determined >>>>41. True >>>>42. Dependable >>>>43. Passionate >>>>WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: >>>>44. Give her compliments regularly >>>>45. Love shopping >>>>46. Be honest >>>>47. Be very rich >>>>48. Not stress her out >>>>49. Not look at other girls >>>>AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: >>>>50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself >>>>51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself >>>>52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes >>>>IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: >>>>53. Never to forget: >>>> * birthdays >>>> * anniversaries >>>> * arrangements she makes >>>HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! : >>>1. Leave him in peace >>>2. Feed him well. >>>3. Let him have the remote control. >>>Men .... what a demanding creature !!!!!!!                                                                                                            <img style="WIDTH: 122px; HEIGHT: 138px" height="138" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="122" align="baseline" border="0" /> Personal http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665983 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:32 EST So Late http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665903 A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport As she would to wait many hours, she decided to buy a book to spend her time. She also bought a packet of cookies. She sat down in an armchair, in the VIP room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where the packet of cookies lay, a man sat down in the next seat, opened his magazine and started reading. When she took out the first cookie, The man took one also. She felt irritated but said nothing. She just thought: "what a nerve! If I was in the mood I would pinch him for daring!" For each cookie she took, the man took one too. This was infuriating her but she didn't want to cause a scene. When only one cookie remained she thought:" ah .. what this abusive man do now?" Then, the man, taking the last cookie, divided it into half, giving her one half. Ah! That was too much! She was much too angry now! In a huff, she took her book, her things and stormed to the boarding place. When she sat down in her seat, inside the plane, she looked into her purse to take her eyeglasses, and, to her surprise, her packet of cookies was there, untouched, unopened! She felt so ashamed!! She realized that she was wrongâ€¦. She had forgotten that her cookies were kept in her purse. The man had divided his cookies with her, without feeling angered or bitter. â€¦ while she had been very angry, thinking that she was dividing her cookies with him. And now there was no chance to explain herselfâ€¦ nor to apologize." There are 4 things that you cannot recover. The stoneâ€¦. â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..after the throw! The wordâ€¦â€¦â€¦.. â€¦â€¦â€¦.â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..after it's said! The occasionâ€¦â€¦. â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..â€¦.after the loss! The timeâ€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦ â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦..after it's gone!                                                          <img style="WIDTH: 144px; HEIGHT: 140px" height="140" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="144" align="baseline" border="0" /> Personal http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665903 Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:05 EST The Egyptian Police ... always the BEST !! http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665565 The Egyptian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The Egyptian Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!                                           This is Egypt                                                                          <img style="WIDTH: 195px; HEIGHT: 139px" height="139" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="195" align="baseline" border="0" />                                                                                     Personal http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665565 Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:00 EST some time funny some time true i just like it http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665558 i didn't wrote that lol                                                 A man and a woman who have never met before find them- Selves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says,â€ Iâ€™m sorry to bother you, but im awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.â€ the man leans out with a glint in his eye, says Iâ€™ve got a better ideaâ€¦.lets pretend weâ€™re marriedâ€ : why not: the woman giggles.â€Good he replys.get your own damn blanket.â€ <div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1.5pt solid"> <p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">  </div>   One fine autmn day, Sam was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a man walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file followed a second hearse witch. Intrigued Sam went up to the man following the second hearse, and asked him who was in the first hearse. My wifeâ€ the man replied. Im sorry said Sam.â€ what happened to her?â€ My dog bit her and she died.â€ Sam asked the man who was in the second hearse. the man replied â€œmy mother in law. my dog bit her and she died as wellâ€ Sam thought about this for a while. he finally asked the man,â€ can I borrow your dog?â€ the man sighed .â€get in lineâ€               <div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1.5pt solid"> <p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">  </div>   THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE SEXES;                      --------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man will pay $2 for a 1$ item he wants. A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item she doesnâ€™t want.   A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.   A successful man is one who makes more money than his, Wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a manâ€¦.   To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot. And love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.   Married men live longer than single men,but married men are a lot more willing to die. Anny married man should forget his mistakes-there,s no use in two people remembering the Same thing.   A woman marries a man expecting he will change but he doesnâ€™t. A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change,and she doesâ€¦   A woman has the last word in any argument any thing a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.   There are 2 times a man doesnâ€™t understand a woman-before marriage and after marriage. <div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1.5pt solid"> <p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">  </div>   A man called up his lawyer to tell him he was suing for divorce, The lawyer inquired as to his grounds for the suit. â€œcan you believe my wife says im a lousy lover?â€ Sputterd the husband,â€thatâ€™s why you are suing her asked the lawyer, <div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1.5pt solid"> <p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">â€œof course not Im suing because she knows the difference.â€ <p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">  </div>   What do u call a woman who knows where her husband is every night,? â€˜a widowâ€   Man said to god ;â€god why did you make woman so beautifulâ€ â€œgod replied so you would love her. â€œbut god â€œthe man says,why did you make her so dumb? â€œgod said â€œso she would love youâ€   A pain fully shy guy went in to a bar and saw a beautiful woman sitting at the bar,After an hour of gathering up his courage He finally went over to her and asked tentatively ,umâ€ would you mind if I chatted with you for a while,? She responded by yelling ,at  the top of her lungs,no I wont sleep with you to nightâ€.every one in the bar was staring at them Naturally the guy was hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slunk back to his table.After a few minutes,the woman walked over to him and epologized.she smiled at him and explained,im sorry if I embarrassed you.you see I am a graduate student in psychology and I am studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.â€to witch he responded at the top of his lungs,â€what do you mean 200$ dollars?....    2 men were having a drink in a London pub at lunch time.after conversing for a while,one said to the other I had a terribly embarrassing experience last evening,I went up to the ticket window meaning to purchase a ticket to Piccadilly and instead I asked for a ticket to tickadilly. I know just what you mean replied the other manâ€only this morning at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to please pass the butter Instead to my acute embarrassment I said you hopeless bitch you ruined my lifeâ€.   **All about marriage**   Marriage is not a word itâ€™s a sentence,a life sentence.   Marriage is very much like a violin after the sweet music is over the strings are Still attached. ..   Marriage is love,love is blind.therefore marriage is an institution for the blindâ€¦   Marriage certificate is just another term for a work permit.   Married life is full of  excitement and frustration;in the first year of marriage, The man speaks an the woman listens,in the second year the woman speaks an the man listens, In the third year they both speak an the neighbors listen.   It is true that love is blind,but marriage is definitely an eye opener.   Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with your friends, You order what you want an when you see what the other fellow has you wish you had orderd that.   There once was a man who muttered a few words in the church an found him self married. A year muttered something in his sleep,an found him self divorced.   <div style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 1pt; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: windowtext 1.5pt solid"> <p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">A happy marriage is a matter of giving an takeing,the husband gives an the wife takes. <p style="BORDER-RIGHT: medium none; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: medium none; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: medium none; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: medium none; TEXT-ALIGN: justify">  </div>   Son;how much does it cost to get married dadd.? Dadd ; I donâ€™t know son ,I am still paying for it..   Son; is it true dadd that in ancient china a man doesnâ€™t know his wife until he gets married. Father; that happens every where son every whereâ€¦   Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock..   They say that when a man holds a womans hand before marriage it is love. After marriage it is self defense.   There was this lover that said he would go through hell for her, they got married an now he is going through hell.    One night a wife found her husband standing over their new born baby;s crib.silently she watched him. As he stood looking  down at the sleeping infant,she saw on his face a mixture of emotions;disbelief,doubt,delight,amazement,encouragement,enchantment An skeptisisam.Touched by this unusual display an the deep emotions it aroused,with eyes glistening she sliped her arms around her husband. â€œa penny for your thoughtsâ€she whisperd in his year.its amazing he replied I just cant see how any body can make a crib like that for only  $44.50..   A wife asked her  husband,â€honey if I died would you remarry.? After a considerable period of grieving  I guess I would  we all need companionship.   If I died an you remarried the wife asked,would she live in the same house.? We,ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it.im not going to get rid of my house I guess she would yes. If I died an you remarried an she lived in this house the wife continued would she sleep in our bed. Well the bed is brand new an it cost us over 2thousand $$,its going to last us along time,so I guess she would.. If I died an you remarried an she lived in this house an slept in our bed,would she use my golf clubs? Oh no the husband replied, â€œshe,s  left handedâ€   A passenger plane on a cross country trip,encounterd a terrible storm,.the plane got pounded by rain,hail,wind,and lightning.the passengers were screaming Certain that the plane was going to crash.an that they were all going to die.at the height of the storm a young woman jumped up an exclaimed â€œI cant take this any more,I cant just sit here an die like a animal strapped in to a chair.if I am going to die let me die feeling like a woman.is there any one here who is man enough To m,ake me feel like a woman.? She saw a hand go up in the back of the plane.and an incredibly handsome tall muscular man with dark flowing hair smiled an started to walk up to her seat.as he approached her he slowly took off his shirt she could see his impressive musculature even in the faltering lighting of the plane. He stood in front of her shirt in hand and said I can make you feel like a woman before you die,are you interested?â€yes oh yessss she eagerly nodded her head.. The man handed her his shirt here iorn this for me.                                                                                             <img style="WIDTH: 202px; HEIGHT: 119px" height="119" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="202" align="baseline" border="0" /> Romance & Relationships http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1665558 Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:45 EST just for my girlfriend http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1661304 For My True Love  ""True Love Will Never Be Explained?That's How I Know Im In Love!""  I don't think you will ever fully understand how you have touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you have made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You have allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body soul and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me. I don't think i could live without you I build  my life with you for you by you cause u mean to me my life can't bass asec without you with me and only you .. I just know and sure that you and me are made for each other  to be togther forever from the day we meet to the day we die.                                                                                                            From my heart                                                                                                               wild wolf                                                                                                                       hamada                                                                                                         <img style="WIDTH: 144px; HEIGHT: 125px" height="125" hspace="0" src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c166/hamadacadboury/wolf/logoandcartoon/Cutout1.gif" width="144" align="baseline" border="0" /> Romance & Relationships http://me.zorpia.com/wildwolfrage/journal/1661304 Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:49 EST